I have decided that
after a month of gentle grieving, I need something to leaven the sadness. For me, masala films, true blue masala films, the kind that Hindi cinema made so beautifully once, are both a solace and an escape from a world
that seems to be growing increasingly insane. Most of my masala movie watching
is done with Shalini, and our ‘watchalongs’ always double the fun of watching
these out and out entertainers. Good films are made even more so, while the bad ones become cause for even more mirth.
So, in the first of these
reviews, let me present to you that Baadshah of masala, that Shahenshah
of illogic – Manmohan Desai (MD hereafter). We both agree that he’s criminally
overlooked when people talk of the masala-verse. He certainly didn’t
care for logic in his films, but he always had a good grip on the diverse strands
of his cockamamie plot. The emotional core in his films was a solid one. [All
reviews will be served with a side of our very ‘intellectual’ comments as a palate
cleanser. Shalini’s comments in green; mine in whatever-this-shade-is, and sundry asides in italics.]
Shalini and I are already confused when the film begins. Does Namdev (Pran) have three wives or not? If the Muslim lady is his wife, then why does she call him Bhaijaan? But our attention is distracted by the presence of other villains – first, Damodar (Amjad Khan) and then, at the little restaurant where Namdev works, Raghunath (Kader Khan). Jagdish (Jagdish Raj, who’s not a police officer, so I’m distracted once again), a band musician, makes up the quartet of friends. There, a decrepit tramp (Satyen Kappu) tries to pay for his meal with a lottery ticket – and the four friends chip in to buy it off him. Jagdish/Jaggu is elected to hold on to the ticket.
Me: It’s an MD movie and you have questions?
S [abashedly]: Sorry!
Namdev is grabbed by the police who have been summoned by Raghu, pretending to be a dying Jaggu (don’t ask!). Damu, helpfully, helps him escape.
All this happens in the first 10 minutes; we are impressed by the efficient plotting and the dialogues.
S: Which kid wears a suit? And why is Johnny’s name Johnny?
The scene segues to John Jaani Janardhan, answering Shalini's question and introducing us to the grown-up Johnny (Amitabh Bachchan).
S: Pilot kya uska bhai hai that he’ll take a cake for Johnny?
And suddenly, the scene shifts to London, where we get a ‘heroine intro’ scene. (And a 'hero fight' scene starring Vicky (Shatrughan Sinha) but that's not important.) She is Asha (Hema Malini).
Me: Yes, she never did play damsel in distress very well, did she?
Vicky is around, though, falling in love with Asha at first sight, and hastening to her rescue. We’re amused that his hat stays on as he jumps onto the boat.
S: It must be glued on!
It’s the beginning of a beautiful friendship. But the man Vicky humiliates neatly turns the tables on him, and the friendship crashes before it gets off the ground.
The fire has been caused by Sunny’s girlfriend, Kim (Kim) smoking, while she's engrossed in a book on lip reading. [It has a part to play later, so pay attention.] Sunny, who has gallantly swung to the rescue, is even more disgusted. If it hadn’t been for her...! But being of brilliant mind, if not exactly good at studies, Sunny uses the ‘rescue’ to good effect.
Me: Everyone who’s anyone is here in this film!
Kim and he also blackmail the couple (who are secretly romancing each other) into letting them hold a Girls v. Boys ‘tu tu tu’ match.
We love that Asha is not just standing there now that the ‘hero’ has shown up. When the fight ends, Johnny wonders if this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. In a reversal of Basanti in Sholay, she says, "Bak bak sun-ne ki aadat nahiin hai."
We gaze lovingly at AB. I wouldn’t have minded his bak bak at all!
Anyway. He informs her that he feeds the whole world. She’s amused when she opens at the restaurant the next night and him serving drinks. We love that AB joins in the chorus in the background.
Asha offers to drop him home. But he wants to be dropped off at Ballard Pier. She asks him to stop his shut up. We love AB’s expression when he sits with a finger to his lips. We also like the scene that follows. Johnny is going to see his mehboob, he says, and proceeds to describe his beloved. Asha drops him – literally. A puzzled Johnny makes his way to his mehboob (Mukri) who organises boxing bouts.
Meanwhile, Vicky has returned from London. Johnny takes Asha to meet him, but a miss is as good as a mile. Vicky leaves, asking Johnny to bring his girlfriend to a party at his home that night. When Johnny returns home, it is to find that Julie is refusing to marry the man her mother has chosen for her. He is happy when he learns why.
S: Nope. And it shows when he goes up against AB.
Johnny tries to save Vicky from himself. But he's about to have his heart broken.
Johnny and Julie
(Reena Roy) make the ultimate sacrifice. Vicky is disgusted;
We love AB when he sulks.
Oh, look, it’s Namdev! He’s alive! [What? You thought he was dead?!] With another villain – Don (Amrish Puri – look, I told you everyone who's anyone is there in this movie! ).
Namdev has scores to settle. He meets Raghu and Damu. As Don. [Shades of The Count of Monte Cristo here.] They don't recognise him. Apparently dark glasses and a moustache are enough to disguise an old friend. He also returns to
the restaurant where he once worked. Where he's promptly recognised.
We are aghast at Namdev's stupidity.
Meanwhile, Vicky has high-handedly decided that Johnny should marry Julie. On the same day that he marries Asha. Something about childhood promises. Whereupon, Julie, aghast at the thought of marrying her foster brother decides to commit suicide. I am aghast at her lack of taste – this is Amitabh we are talking about!
Me: Yes, close enough to Khandala. How the hell did she get there from Bombay?
S: Magic carpet.
I laugh.
But they don't have time to ponder such philosophical questions. Damu has made enemies. And since he apparently lives in a glass house…
We love the dialogue-baazi about beta and baap – only AB and Pran could have pulled it off. Luckily, Mrs Gomes is there to tell them they are really baap and beta. We love AB with tears in his eyes.
As we sit back and enjoy the crazy climax, we agree that the men in MD’s universe weren’t too bright. And that Hema makes everything better. And if you haven’t noticed already, we love Amitabh Bachchan. If you want to make sense of the plot, do watch the film. It's fun. And yes, it ends happily and satisfactorily.
So… this is a double toast: the first, to that unpretentious filmmaker, Manmohan Desai. Thank you, sir, for the years and years and years of entertainment; for making the films you wanted to make, and that we want to watch; for retaining that sense of craziness no matter who criticised you for it.
The second toast is for Shalini – my partner-in-crime, who shares my love of all things Amitabh Bachchan [and Shammi Kapoor and Rishi Kapoor and Feroz Khan… our chats are littered with 😍 emojis], my online ‘friend', until we finally met in person after years of watching films together and discovered we liked each other just as much; the woman who wickedly thinks up themes and conditions for my song lists and delightedly watches me squirm – and then, digs up the most obscure songs to populate the comments; the woman who tolerates my love for Deepika and Alia but reserves the right to snark when she watches them...
For all the hours we have spent watching movies and the hours we have spent analysing them; for all the times we have ogled Amitabh and fan-girled over him; for the shared giggles and the unabashed equal-opportunity lusting over other pretty people on screen; for being there when I need cheering up and masala films [not necessarily in that order] – a strictly non-alcoholic toast, since Shalini doesn’t drink: ‘Salut!’
And here’s to the many films left to watch, and the many more hours of sheer entertainment – both on-screen and off.
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